10. With Steven, you'll get front row seats to a concert by the coolest band in the universe. Brad Pitt will get ya a lousy 7 dollar movie ticket and maybe a bucket of popcorn.
9. Steven never played a psychotic serial killer.
8.You could get one of those cool "I Did It With Steven Tyler" shirts.
7.You have a chance of having a girl that looks just like Liv.
6. He was the President of the United States...wait...I'm thinking of JOHN Tyler.
5.With Steven, it's a *Big Ten Inch*. Brad Pitt? *Seven*
4.Scarves make fun, kinky sex toys.
3.You might have a chance of scoring with Joe Perry, too.
2.You won't have to worry about biting your lip to keep from screaming "OOOHHH STEEEEVVEEENNN!!!!!"
1. Rubber lips, liquid hips. 'Nuff said.
Top Ten Signs That You're As Obsessed With Steven Tyler As Me
9.) You think Steven's pants aren't see through enough.
8.) You say "snap crackle and pop" and he appears with his clothes all taken off.
7.) You find a magazine with only one picture of Steven in it and you buy the entire thing anyways.
6.) You're bedroom is a shrine to Steven, and you pray to him as your God.
5.) People threaten you with death if you say the name Steven one more time.
4.) Every year your birthday & Christmas wish is Steven wrapped in a bow.
3.) You look through the phone book to find somewhere your name is together with Steven.
2.) You find someone named Tallarico in your area and you call them up just to tell them you love their name, and ask if they know Steven.
1.) You look inside a Cracker Jack box hoping to find Steven as your prize.
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